Former Celebrity Big Brother star and Ordinary Boys singer Samuel Preston has broken half his entire body after a drunken fall.
Preston shared a photo of himself in a wheelchair in hospital with his girlfriend Emily Smith, revealing the full painful story and even throwing in an Ordinary Boys reference while he was at it.
"If I haven't been texting you back it's because I fell off a 2nd floor balcony in Denmark and broke my leg in four places, pelvis, hip, foot, ribs, shoulder blade, punctured a lung and smashed my left hand to pieces," he explained.
"I know a wise man once said, 'Boys will be boys' but seriously I drank too much and was careless and please don't abuse your privileges," Preston added. "I think I'm going to do the next 30 years sober."
"Thank you to my gf @loveisenough for flying over to spoon feed me and my mama for doing the same. To quote Garth Marenghi, 'It really hurts'."
No wonder.
Last year, Preston appeared on Celebrity First Dates and left viewers cringing after his awkward date.
It wasn't as awkward as his infamous hissy fit on Never Mind the Buzzcocks when he had enough of Simon Amstell's non-stop ribbing of his then-wife Chantelle Houghton's autobiography.
"Oh you're boring me now," the former CBB star complained before springing up from his chair, throwing off his mic and storming off stage.
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